It is saturday and that means Busta Troll is launching another Hillary Clinton death hoax (like he does every week, if you've been following). This time Hillary crashed to her death in a bridge collapse, variously of the "Maxatunamayo Bridge in Columbus, New York" or the "Mulatagrane Bridge in Columbus, New York" on the non-existent "Nimbolosci" river.
So far we've detected the hoax spread out over two articles, more might still be added later:
- BREAKING: Bridge Collapse Claims Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, 14 Others - As American As Apple Pie
- BREAKING: Hillary Clinton's Limo One Of 11 Cars Missing After Bridge Collapses
One of the articles opens:
The Mulatagrane Bridge in Columbus, New York has been in a state of immediate danger since 2009. It was submitted to the federal government but denied because of a clerical error on the application by the Obama administration. Last night it collapsed, and Obama has now been told that cost him the lives of two of his pals.
Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin were traveling in a 2017 Ford Crown Victoria with two Secret Service agents when the bridge collapsed, sending them into the Nimbolosci river -- the fifth strongest current in the world. Their bodies were recovered this morning more than a mile downstream. They had all escaped the vehicle but none escaped the deadly current.
One of the articles also contained a fake Donald Trump tweet about the incident:
We suspect the tweet was generated using the Tweeterino fake tweet generating service since google searches for the text of the tweet led back to that website.
Both sites carrying the hoax have clear satire disclaimers, for example:
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Previous Hillary Clinton death hoaxes by Busta Troll and his network of sites include:
- Fake News: Hillary Clinton Did NOT Die In Hot Air Balloon Accident
- Fake News: Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton NOT Dead In Boating Accident
- Fake News: Hillary Clinton Did NOT Suffer First, Second or Third Heart Attack
- Fake News: Hillary Clinton Did NOT Die In A Plane Crash
Don't fall for this one either! We know of at least one "real" fake/conspiracy site that fell for the hoax already.