The meaning of "religious freedom" has been repeatedly perverted by liberal perverts over the years, but Muslim waitress Sallah al-Sallah took things farther than usual when she used it to take away the rights of 27 Christians, many of whom were children.
The St. Pleasant Allegorical Church of the Divine decided to do something nice for the people in the choir and take them out to dinner at the Waffle House in Arnbur, Michigan -- but their fun evening took a horrible turn when they met al-Sallah.
The church group had called ahead to let the restaurant know they had a large party, but when they arrived they told Sallah their group name and she instantly became "combative" according to Pastor Joe Friedrichs.
"She told us she couldn't seat us," Friedrichs told the Arnbur Explorer in an interview published the day after the incident. "
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A funny twist is that the picture used with the story seems to be lifted from a story on a right wing website about a customer who refused to be waited on by a waitress because of her headscarf.
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