Did Brian Johnson, a 16-year-teenager, accidentally remove his junk when trying to have sexual intercourse with a blender? Of course not, the cringeworthy story was entirely made up and it is not true.
The story recently went viral again via an article published by 8shit.net on March 24, 2018 titled "Teenager Accidentally Chops Off His Genitals During Sex With A Blender" (archived here) which opened:
16-year old Brian Johnson was apparently alone in his parents' house and decided to engage in sexual intercourse with various objects around the residence.
He admitted to having sex with a toaster, a vacuum cleaner, and an old video recorder, as well as a dozen other items.
This strange sexual orgy could have continued for hours, but it was suddenly interrupted by a terrible accident.
The young man had his genitals inside the electric blender and he accidentally hit one of the appliance's button, activating it.
He was instantly emasculated by the rotating blade and his genitals were reduced to shreds in a matter of seconds.
But the story was actually copied in full from a May 14, 2017 article on World News Daily Report, a satire website:
Teenager accidentally chops off his genitals during sex with a blender
A teenage boy from Polk County in Missouri was transported to the hospital this afternoon after a sexual experience involving a kitchen blender went horribly wrong. 16-year old Brian Johnson was apparently alone in his parents' house and decided to engage in sexual intercourse with various objects
We wrote about 8shit.net before, they specialize in fictional stories about bizarre behaviour, weird accidents and strange crimes:
- Fake News: Man Did NOT Kill His Best Friend After Their Balls "Touched" During Threesome
- Fake News: NO McDonald's Employee Fired For Putting His Mixtapes In Happy Meals
- Fake News: Man Did NOT Kill Himself After Being Unexpectedly Disconnected From The Fortnite Server When He Was About To Win
- Fake News: Man Did NOT Stab His Friend 63 Times For Making Them Lose A Fortnite Match
- Fake News: Man Did NOT Climb Tree Dressed As A Bird, Did NOT Start Sh*tting On Random People
Furthermore, 8shit.net carries a disclaimer on its about page that reads:
8Shit is a satire and humor website.
It contains cutting edge satire on a diverse range of topics.
The website publishes fake news, shocking rumors and reports with incisive sarcasm, and humor.
We also post crazy real news which often sounds too good to be true.
And an additional disclaimer in the footer of every page:
8Shit is a satire news and humor website. All its content is fiction (except those posts under the "serious" category) and shouldn't be taken as real. All references, names and marks or institutions in this website are used as contextual elements, like in any novel or science-fiction story.
The boy show in the image that accompanied the story happens to be Keith Adger Smyth, a 16-year-old accused of molesting four other boys in Spartanburg County, South Carolina in 2010. He is currently incarcerated with a release date set for 2036.
